Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Me: "Ummm... Yeah…... I thought I was gonna die today."
— Students Problems (@FactsOfSchool) 23 januari 2014
teacher: do you understand now?
me: yeah, totally
teacher: walks away
me: the fuck did she just say
— Relatable (@JustReIatabIe) 9 november 2013
Doen wat je graag doet is vrijheid. Houden van wat je doet is geluk.
— Filosoof (@FiIosoof) 28 juni 2014
do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk
— Sarcasm (@ComedyPosts) 26 oktober 2013
*Me watching a movie* Me: That wasn't that scary" TV: "Based on a true story" Me: "HOLY SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS LOCK THE DOOOORS!!!"
— High School Problems (@ComedyOrTruth) 22 oktober 2013
me 🙋 pic.twitter.com/v5EF6YXGlw
— High School Problems (@ComedyOrTruth) 22 oktober 2013
pic.twitter.com/WlfhYSJvQZ
— Wisdomy Quotes (@WisdomyQuotes) 10 mei 2014
if u ever leave my door open and i have to get up and close it myself just know that’s me closing the door on our relationship forever
— Wut (@umfuckno) 18 april 2014
Have you ever met someone... pic.twitter.com/u7ru7pGSgO
— Chris (@chrisrealntrue) 23 januari 2014
"you support gay rights so you must be gay"
i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you
— Bitch Problems ♔ (@lnsaneTweets) 30 oktober 2013
